ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
third nipple confirmed
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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