Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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