i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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