There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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