I'm eating all of the evidence.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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