I wish I only lived at night.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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