So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
we're chasing vodka with high fives
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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