its not stalking. its research.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I supernannyed him into submission
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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