On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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