S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
