I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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