You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
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