after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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