just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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