I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Randomize