So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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