I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Acid is not a monday night drug
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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