spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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