He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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