Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
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