Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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