So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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