FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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