If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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