It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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