SEEEEXXX PLEASE
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Hippo gnu deer
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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