no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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