is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
