We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
