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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.

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• (760): View more from California

  She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it

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  hahahahaha

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