Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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