I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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