That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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