I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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