To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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