It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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