He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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