And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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