You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
i came on her dog
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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