i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
im holly from the hills drunk
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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