She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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