is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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