I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
She bit a glass in half.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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