I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
The air taste purple.
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