Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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