i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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