I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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