I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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