Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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