oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I think people are normalizing furries
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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