Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
DRUNK COOKIES
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