I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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