You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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