I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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