Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Randomize
