I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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