quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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