we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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